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Watermelon

The food of niggers everywhere.

Watermelons are a niggerfood cherished and worshipeped by niggers across the buttiverse. The Watermelon God comes once every 1000 years to deliver watermelons to all the niggers across the buttiverse and interbutts. African people sing their Lion King songs in praise of the almighty watermelon (and the fried chicken, but that's a different story). It is believed that Barrack Sadam Houssein Obama Bin Laden is the true watermelon god, and his kingdom of niggerdom will soon rule across the entire interbutts.